Prehistoric Christmas Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Calamityware

Long ago, the world was packed with mysteries— unicorns, mermaids, dragons, ogres, two-headed cows, and much more. In those venerable days, intelligent people collected flabbergasting relics, rarities, oddities, and impressive specimens in cabinets of curiosities. This is a limited-edition print. Only 600 impressions were made. Each print is signed by Don Moyer and includes a grandiose certificate of authenticity to document its pedigree.

Curiosities Print

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The origins of many holiday traditions are ancient pagan practices that preceded the Christian era. Don believes that several, like the decorating of trees and overeating, started in the Jurassic period. Pack of two identical porcelain, straight-sided mugs. Holds 15 ounces.

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Prehistoric Christmas Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Calamityware

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The origins of many holiday traditions are ancient pagan practices that preceded the Christian era. So deck the halls, then don yourself in gay apparel that celebrates the timeless tradition of ugly holiday sweaters. Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight forest green heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Calamityware Prehistoric Christmas Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex M

Even with precautions, few of us are immune to the contagious spirit of the holidays. This long-sleeve t-shirt will remind you, and anyone who sees it, to take care this holiday season. Printed on Bella+Canvas red t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

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